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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue Because he was drinking coffee before it was cool"
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"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."
"[ Boyfriend walks into the room ] Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night."
"I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too."
"I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner."
"I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday. Turned out to be a mist take."
"If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!"
"TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world. It's called the ""Large Hardon Collider"""
"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I called her."
"What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ? This is no joke."