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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em."
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"Sex. Don't get it? good, you never will."
"4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It's SFW btw."
"my wife finally agreed to a threesome, on the condition that she picks the girl i replied ""nah, honey, i'm gonna pick both of them"""
"Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome? God doesn't punish anyone twice."
"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
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"I said, should we go to my place? She said, ""Come to my house tomorrow, no ones gonna be home. "" I went to her house. No one was there."