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Joke of the Day

"Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, then turn it to the left. Repeat this every time you are offered something to eat."

"How do you make a pool table laugh? Jiggle its balls"

"What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? Synthia"

"My friend begged me to stop playing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"Reddit, tell me the most offensive joke you know. [NSFW]"

"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'"

"What's the most common blood type in Canada? Eh."

"Why can't you run in a campground? Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out."

"Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit"

"Why do crowd control police go earlier to work? To beat the crowd."