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Joke of the Day

"Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of! Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!"

"2 fish are in a tank One of them says ""You drive, I'll shoot!"""

"I don't blame Cat Zingano. I'm sure most men don't last 12 seconds with Rhonda Rousey either."

"What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house? A poultrygeist"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today..."

"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""

"Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end."

"Why do mexicans dislike rust? Because it is feo"

"*Takes out phone & plays Cindi Lauper's True Colors as you reach for the last slice of pizza without asking*"

"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."