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Joke of the Day
"Trump has a tower? Well Bernie has his towers too. The Twin Towers... They felt the Bern."
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"Star Wars Episode VII-XI Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Waits Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Is Late For Work"
"What did the 3 holes in the ground say? Well, well, well"
"my wife and I do this Batman role play where I disappear mid conversation like with Commissioner Gordon"
"Emperor: How are my elite troops doing on Endor? Vader: They were all viciously murdered by teddy bears. Emperor: That sounds plausible."
"When the Chinese fill out government forms... Under ""Occupation"" do they write ""Tibet""?"
"Took my 3 year old to a lot of historic sites and whale watching today. Asked what her favourite part was and she said, ""The M&M's""."
"Pro tip: If he pretends he can't hear you, talk some shit about his mother."
"It's weird when I'm sitting on the couch and my cat walks by and looks at me but keeps walking cause he's living his own life."
"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"