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Joke of the Day
"What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings."
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"Two guys walk into a bar.. The third guy ducked."
"What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom."
"This sub should be referred to as ""Geddit."""
"A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"" ""Ouch!"" ""Woof!"""
"The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker."
"What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse? Shake it off"
"(Male-related)When I have a double stream, is there something obstructing the penis? or is it just being a dick?"
"No control I have no control. There is no escape. I don't even have a home. I think I should get a knew keyboard."
"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"