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Joke of the Day
"I'm not your typical teenage girl. I'm 35 years old."
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"What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers? There's none, both like clubbing."
"I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage."
"There is a order to the universe: space, time, and Chuck Norris...just kidding Chuck Norris is the first"
"First time I saw a dry erase board I said thats ""remarkable"""
"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"
"I have the first signs of baldness, a friend said to me that my head it's like the house of a rich man... two car entrances in the front and a pool in the backyard."
"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"
"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."
"Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb? #BECAUSE!!"