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Joke of the Day

"Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped."

"Why is leather so good for sneaking around in? Because leather is made of hide."

"What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common? They both want to make money off of other people's work!"

"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"

"How did the barber win the race? He knew a **short cut!** ^I'm ^sorry"

"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"

"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."

"Who is a man's best friend? The sock, he's always there in hard times."