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Joke of the Day
"Can I still watch 300 if I haven't seen the first 299"
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"Me: Goodnight Moon *Moon favs but doesn't reply*"
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"Now I know why they call her ""head nurse"" It's because she is in charge of the other nurses...not what I was hoping for."
"We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica."
"My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. ""You look young enough to be my daughter."""
"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."