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Joke of the Day

"I used to be square but then I gave my self to a higher power... Now I'm stuck in this cubical all day"

"A white couple gets a black child Angry husband asks-you white,me white.why is baby black? Wife-you hot,me hot.baby burnt!"

"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"

"What is tangled rope in space called? Astro-knot"

"A priest, a rabbi and a duck all walk into a bar... [put your best punchlines in the comments, I couldn't think of anything]"

"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"

"""Kids, part of my comprehensive zombie apocalypse plan are these Tshirts to keep up with each other"" ""Daddy, why do ours say appetizer?"""

"*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan? Dude I thought we had an agreement?!"

"How do you eat an Indian taco? Lift her gut."

"I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them."