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Joke of the Day
"Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking? Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces."
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"Enter promo code INTERMINABLE SINCERITY for some free sarcasm."
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"I like my coffee how I like my women... So hot that it hurts when it touches my crotch."
"The current ""feminist"" movement"
"My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral."
"What kind of drink would a lollipop make? Sucker punch."
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