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Joke of the Day

"What would you call Hitler if he had a child? A DILF"

"What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile, Robin"""

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."

"""Let's get readyyyyy to punch a little but mostly hug!"" -honest boxing announcer"

"Ahmed went to have a Falafel. He asked the guy making the sandwich not to put any pickles in it. The guy replies ""But we're fresh out of pickles! How about no tomatoes instead?"""

"I like to pack a healthy lunch for work so that by 3 p.m. I'm ready to do unspeakable things for a piece of chocolate."

"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."

"If I had a dollar for every time I heard ""grow up!"" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort."

"I've never smoked weed before but the frequency with which I pass out, hand in a bag of snack chips, leads me to believe I'd be good at it."