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Joke of the Day

"I like to pack a healthy lunch for work so that by 3 p.m. I'm ready to do unspeakable things for a piece of chocolate."

"Why did the farmer name his pig ""pork Chop"" Because 'Bacon' was already taken."

"Do you have eggs for breakfast? Kevin bacon"

"What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty"

"I sometimes feel like the Angel on my shoulder is on vacation & the Devil invited his cousin over for a play date"

"So my friend got himself a trophy wife... From the looks of it, it was a participation award."

"What is the difference between Jared Fogel before prison, and Jared now? Before prison he was paid to eat footlongs."

"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"

"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."