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Joke of the Day
"Smells like carrots. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts."
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"""Going to a job interview? Wear a beret..."" ""A beret?"" ""Yeah. They've been statistically proven to help you get a job by a million percent."" ""Right...and who did this study?"" ""....France."""
"Assorted s a/e x jokes Remember to always practice safe sax We don't suck we blow wet the butt, wiggle, and blow"
"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton? A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns."
"I'm not gay, but 20 is still 20."
"Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls."
"How did the terminal cancer patient do in school? He passed."
"What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around? A Burrithoe"
"weed is a gateway drug. cocaine's a compaq drug. ecstasy is made by hp. heroin is from the guys that do the plastic computers in model homes"
"I got arrested for feeding homeless people on the streets the other day... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."