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"Baby seal So, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ..."
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"I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal... It really was a waste of time. (Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)"
"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."
"Do scooby got a booty? Scooby doo."
"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."
"I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn't tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies."
"I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is ""love"" but it's actually ""floor"" ."
"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."
"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"