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Joke of the Day
"Why was the baseball player arrested? He was involved in a hit-and-run."
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"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? that's not funny! >:("
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on it. Wanna know how to catch a tame rabbit too? The tame way."
"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."
"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."
"Get-rich-quick schemes rarely make much cents"
"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."
"Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."
"What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A diabetic who's been struck by lightning."