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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks."

"What do you call a perverted Magician? Q: What do you call a perverted Magician? A: David ""Cop a Feel"" ...ba dum cha!"

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."

"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"

"Just got invited to an ""alcohol-free"" wedding. The happy couple will be sad when they realize it's going to be a ""present-free"" wedding too."

"A black man walks into a bar ""Why the wrong face?"" the bartender says."

"Drinking is a slow death ..It is okay. I am in no hurry."

"How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him."

"A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said ""I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"" I said ""Sure... 90."""

"COWORKER: I'm going to my friend's lake house this weekend for a party. ME: *lying* I also have friends."