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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"What is the best way to manage a full inbox? Hillary Clinton"

"The past, present and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."

"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"

"Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish. Say it outloud if you don't get it. I made this one up in first grade IIRC."

"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."

"Where did Jewish Rats go during the Holocaust? Mousechwitz"

"What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? Happy birthday two Jews"

"A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation"

"I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad."