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Joke of the Day
"What do disgusting people eat? Groceries."
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"""Daddy , how do stars die ?"" ""Drugs , usually"""
"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."
"They have a sea food place at Sea World. How morbid. What if I'm eating a slow leaner."
"My friend just sent me this one. > To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you! > You have my Word!"
"A girl went to the village shaman She asked him ""I saw a dog in my dream and he was licking my foot. What does it means?"" The shaman replied ""It means that your other half will come soon"""
"It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing"
"Cats are just dogs who've been to drama school."
"My GPS just told me to turn left into a cornfield and now I'm afraid it wants to murder me."
"Sneezing while driving is my version of extreme sports."