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Joke of the Day
"Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss"
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"How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!"
"There's this great joke I read on 9gag..."
"*gets lockjaw when putting on eyeliner*"
"What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? An eggplant."
"""My fellow Americans, I have authorized action to degrade and destroy Adobe's ability to push updates to devices."" [Cheering in streets]"
"It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised... ...But in the end we pulled it off."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grraaaiinns"
"Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive? Inflation."
"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."