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"Anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? No"
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"I like to sneak into people's houses and masturbate in their livingroom. ...so far no ones heard me cumming."
"No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar. Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo."
"Police: where were you between 5 and 6? Me: Kindergarten"
"""My only 2 hobbies are waving and telling you my age, unsolicited of course."" - Every two year old ever"
"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"
"Toast I'd like to propose a toast, but I'm all out of bread."
"DJ Daemon maintains the beats in the background."
"Ted Cruz is going to be in a movie Dummy Does Dallas"
"In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method"