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Joke of the Day
"My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!! PLEASE do not tell my husband"
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"I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place."
"What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !"
"What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time? He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog."
"Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff? So in the end they didn't even splatter."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? [NSFW?] To get to the little bitch's house. *knock, knock* The chicken."
"What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden? Rudolph's red hose rain gear..."
"This restaurant is so fancy they made my husband wear a jacket over his mesh half-shirt."
"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."
"Last year I was quite miserable and depressed, so I made it my new year's resolution to turn that around. Thanks 2016, you helped me achieve my goal and made me depressed and miserable."