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Joke of the Day

"What starts with ""M"" ends with ""arriage"" and recently made me the happiest man on earth? Miscarriage"

"Where does a catholic cat go when it dies? Purrrgatory."

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"

"Good news: He told me I was his penguin. Bad news: Penguins only have sex once a year."

"What's blue and fucks grannies? Hypothermia."

"I lied and told someone, ""I can't go to your party I have diarrhea."" I actually do have diarrhea but historically that hasn't stopped me"

"Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf... One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, ""wow, you sure are cultured."""

"Why did the girl spray her clock? It was full of ticks."

"I always eat duck with a few slices of cheap bread, because I know they would've enjoyed it."

"My friend hates theme parks because he doesn't like the idea of waiting for 5 hours for 2 minutes of pleasure. And yet he still goes on dates."