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Joke of the Day

"My friend hates theme parks because he doesn't like the idea of waiting for 5 hours for 2 minutes of pleasure. And yet he still goes on dates."

"Jokes written by kids http://imgur.com/gallery/hyQna"

"I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels."

"Why did Helen Kellers kid commit suicide You would also if your name was Hughhhawahfluh Keller"

"I've seen enough episodes of ""Cops"" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces."

"I couldn't believe it when my wife said she was leaving me because I'm obsessed with The Monkees... Then I saw her face"

"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo."

"Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard.... Pillow fight?"

"Yo mama so fat she can't fit in a car"

"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"