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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Only Juan."
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"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"
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"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."
"How do you catch defish? With debate."
"If loving copies is wrong, I don't want to be copyright."
"I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who invented the snooze button... in like 9 minutes."
"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."
"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."