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Joke of the Day
"What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!"
"What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."
"One day, reddit's admin talked to mods"
"What did the sadist do to the masochist? Nothing."
"*Drives by train wreck* Train wreck:""I have a boyfriend."""
"What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer? Ice is."
"Why didnt the shrimp let anyone else eat? He was being SHELLFISH"
"I've lost most of my hearing, but it's okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is ""nothing, nevermind."""
"but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim"