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Joke of the Day

"I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space"

"What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven. i don't give two shits if you heard this before or if this is a repost, this is mainly for shits and giggles =)"

"Did you know there is a Virus that turns fruits into vegetables? It's called AIDS."

"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."

"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"

"Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love."

"Why do SJWs hate Apple computers? Because they're not PC"

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trashcan full of dead hookers? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"""What does the fox say?"" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to."

"I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live."