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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls? A catashopic."
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"The gay lover of Emperor Palaptine ....is insidious."
"How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth? Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom."
"Open bar at my funeral; just because I'm dead doesn't mean I forgot how to fucking party."
"Marmite ... But paw may not."
"So a kid starts cussing in Social Studies class Another kid hears it and tells the teacher. Teacher confronts kid, saying ""Tom says you were swearing.."" Kid replies, ""That's fucking bullshit!"""
"Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese And making America grate again"
"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mother jumped on one back in 87"
"Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. ""Just leave, before they change their mind."""
"What's the downside to bigamy? More than one mother-in-law."