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Joke of the Day
"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"
Next Joke
"I hate it when my dates try to start conversations How on earth do you reply to ""mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"""
"Apparently, saying I prefer the babysitter not have a gag reflex isn't as appropriate as it seemed when I wrote the ad."
"Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."
"""What'd you do today"" ""Went on a treasure hunt"" ""I hope you mean job hunt"" ""Treasure hunt"" ""You need to find a job"" ""Not if I find treasure"""
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the other losers who missed a 15 million square mile target."
"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"
"What type of dog leaves a mark? shar pei"
"What does the Scottish man say after love making? I love ewe!"
"I bet cats are pissed at dogs because their name only anagrams to ""tac"""