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Joke of the Day
"I went to a zoo yesterday that just had one dog in it. It was a shih tzu."
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"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"
"You know what's best about Texas? It's keeps all the texans in one fucking place!"
"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."
"Mothers are always one question from ruining your day."
"How come when someone goes to sit down and the seat is dirty they use their hand to wipe the seat then wipe their dirty hands on their pants? What was the point"
"Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're all actually good people."
"Why did they put Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill and not Barack Obama? Because if that were the case, you'd never get change."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway"