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Joke of the Day

"What two words have the most letters? Post office."

"[prison riot] *standing over my origami ducks* ""GO AROUND! GO AROUND!"""

"For the last time, I'm not racist! I specifically called it African American Friday!"

"I've just done the pilot of a new porn series about promiscuous airline staff."

"Today I lost my viriginity to a disabled woman I just wanted it to be special."

"Instead of saying you lost your eyesight due to an explosion while you were making meth, just tell people that you were blinded by science."

"Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face."

"Whats the number one cause of paedofilla? Sexy kids."

"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my iPhone ...so you can shut the hell up about how scary D-Day at Normandy was, grandpa."

"So the other day i saw a beaver begging by the side d the river But I didn't give a dam"