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Joke of the Day
"Victims of successfull murder attempts: whats your story? Serious replies only."
Next Joke
"Autocorrect changed ""stranger"" to ""strangler"" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that."
"You don't know me. I'm PID 1, init."
"if you stabbed me i would probably bleed pizza sauce."
"Oxygen atom was looking for threesome. Poor guy got ozoned"
"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"
"Good friends help you move. Great friends help you move bodies."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when put in the oven."
"So I was having sex the other day"
"How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world."