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Joke of the Day

"Are you cold? Come sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees."

"Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..? he was tired of coffin."

"Chasing the American dream... does not count as exercise."

"That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale."

"Why do golf commentators speak softly? To not wake the audience."

"I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday. The news came out of the purple."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods one day? ...just think about it."

"Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point."

"My favorite exercise at the gym is lateral neck turns, which is where I walk in, shake my head ""no,"" and leave immediately."

"So, I fell and broke my Matchbox Twenty CD . . . Tomorrow, I have an appointment with the RobThomatrist."