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Joke of the Day

"My mom likes to get to the airport three days before her flight."

"""HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY ASLEEP & STUFF, BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M LIKE 22 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW."" -Trains"

"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."

"Why did the mushroom have so many friends? He was a fungi."

"Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away? because fetch is not going to happen."

"I can't believe I fell for your mom She's the oldest trick in the book."

"Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language."

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."

"I went to the doctor with severe constipation, he laughed as he took my urine sample. I think he's taking the piss but I still couldn't give a shit."