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Joke of the Day

"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."

"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""

"What is it called when you get a bathroom hand job while listening to blues? W.C. Handy"

"I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance."

"The limerick writers on Twitter Can be justifiably bitter The limited length Is weakness, not strength And throws our last lines down the sh"

"Will I. Am's headstone will read ""Will I. Was,"" completing history's longest set-up to a punchline"

"I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field"

"I saw someone use ""Terrierist"" instead of ""Terrorist"" and I don't know whether I should be afraid of my dogs or not."

"As new head of Westboro Baptist Church, I'm expanding who God hates. To start: delivery guys, vegetarians, and people who do Sudoku."

"Mules are held donkey and half horse. So does this mean that they do everything half-assed?"