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Joke of the Day
"Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away? because fetch is not going to happen."
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"Vader: I AM your father. Luke: Why are you telling me this now? Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney."
"Whats the difference between blowing an Asian and a Caucasian. The only Asian thing that will touch the throat is the sperm."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw!"
"What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires? He shrugged and said, ""I've got asparagus."""
"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."
"Why are test tube manufacturers always single? People just seem to find them vial!"
"BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called DARTH VADER: the death [inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star"
"How many A.D.D kids does it take to change a lightbulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES?"
"A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience"