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Joke of the Day

"Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon? He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good."

"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"Sports Authority must be a publisher now... ..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!"

"Lost: bucket of sand, silt, and gravel Great sedimental value. (I can't take credit. Read it in a university paper 20 years ago.)"

"A one-legged and a blind man are arguing The one-legged man says: ""I'm gonna kick your ass!"". The blind man replies: ""Sure, I'd like to see that!"""

"One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard."

"If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon."

"During a medical school lecture, a doctor explains that, under common circumstances, two bones meet at a right angle A student responds: ""That seems like orthonormal thinking""."

"What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o."

"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."