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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton"
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"Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am."
"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"
"A ship full of red paint crashes into a island... The sailors were marooned."
"You're not an American until you've eaten more than the serving suggestion."
"Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!"
"What European city is home to the most Indians? Buddha-pest."
"Each year more people die in bathtub accidents than plane accidents, but any idiot thinking they can fly a bathtub deserves what they get."
"What do you call masturbating on a plane? Hijacking."
"Are there any other animals besides humans who communicate unnecessarily?"