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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton"
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"My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great"
"If Amy Poehler was a cold front.... She'd be the Poehler Vortex"
"""Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"""
"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."
"What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis? A Man."
"I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9"
"""How high are you! ?"" demanded the officer. ""No Officer, it's ""Hi, how are you?""."" replied the kid."
"What's the best way to keep water from running? Don't pay the water bill."
"[campfire] ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk... TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs."