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Joke of the Day

"How does Google celebrate its birthday? With a search party."

"how do you kill two priests toss a small boy between them and watch them fight to the death. The winner has to fight Michael Jackson"

"If I've learned anything from the Kardashians it's that I shouldn't let my complete lack of talent hold me back."

"9yr old poured milk on the cat. When I asked why he said ""He's thirsty and likes to lick himself."" I couldn't argue with that."

"A good old Dubya joke Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex? Becuase all he can do is fuck up."

"I was driving one day and saw a field full of scrawny cows, and thought... ... so THAT's where beef jerky comes from."

"Hey dude that invented the unicycle... Where were you wanting to go ? then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle"

"Why can't you bring an Indian to a fancy restaurant? Because they get the Buddha in the Gouda! ;D"

"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."

"IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . ."