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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a swimmer and a gay? The swimmer smells like chlorine all over his body, while the gay only smells like chlorine on one part"

"PRANK TIME: tie your friend's shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him"

"When my mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down."

"Dr. Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it? **Doctor.** Doctor who? **YES**"

"Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you. Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls"

"Asked a girl what I had to do to get her, she said, ""GET LOST!"" So I stared... Realising she wasn't saying more, I asked, ""which season?"""

"why does Wally wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."

"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."

"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"

"What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire. An ash hoe."