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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hoe that you use to stir a fire. An ash hoe."
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"Fewer US schools are selling candy, soda and chips to students After all, that stuff is horrible for pregnancies!"
"I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream"
"Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality?"
"How did the blonde burn her ear? The telephone rang while she was ironing."
"*Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in."
"I'm writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There's a lovely key change at the end."
"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"
"The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff"
"I just got unfollowed by a woman that just started following me yesterday, so I guess I just had my first one night stand on twitter."