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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? An abomination."
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"Someone just asked me if I liked Eminem... I told them that I did, but that I prefer Skittles."
"Why are dicks like quantum particles Measuring them changes the result"
"""Do you have a problem with drugs?"" ""Nah, I don't have a problem with drugs. I like all of them."""
"What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash? A StayGosaurus"
"Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station"
"What is the similarity between Election and Erection? The words election and erection are spelled similarly. They both have the same meaning too: a dick rising to power."
"Dad: Do you know Dop Ted? Son: What's Dop Ted? Dad: You are! Son: Good one, Dad! Dad: I'm not your dad! \_()_/ "
"What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)? one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P"
"I can't remember what age I am? Last time I checked I was 15, and that was 10 years ago!"