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Joke of the Day

"I thought I fell in love with my blender ...but now I have mixed feelings"

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"What's blue and doesn't fit? An epileptic at the bottom of a pool."

"TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!"

"My friends are like ""hey come camping with us this weekend"" & I'm like ""I can't, I have to get new friends"""

"When cats are sad... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Cat: ""Shot of tequilla."" *Bartender pours it.* *Cat slowly pushes it off the bar.* Cat: ""I'll have another."""

"By age 30, most men have found that one special hairstyle they want to spend the rest of their life with."

"Shouldn't the Air and Space museum be empty?"

"50-cent's birthday was last week, so I made him a sweater... ...When i gave it to him he said, ""Gee. You Knit?"""

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."