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Joke of the Day

"The fire service is attending to a man who is trapped after falling into a vat of bourbon at the Jim Beam factory. Although, he is said to be in good spirits."

"I always make a point to add a 'man' when I say thanks to the pizza delivery guy, so he knows I used to smoke weed and shit."

"Mama said there'd be days like this, and also ""knock you out"" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk."

"What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!"

"It was a rainy day, she had just left him and was walking back home... ""Nobody will find him there"" She thought as she walked."

"Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come."

"I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people."

"The Republicans haven't got a single candidate who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour."

"A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of..."

"A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo. He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says... ... ""Fine. Suit yourself."""