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Joke of the Day
"What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North? A Stark contrast"
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"When someone tells me, ""I think of you as family,"" I assume I'm about to be yelled at for something that happened 10 years ago."
"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elifino!"
"If you Google ""lost mediaeval servant boy"" You get ""This page cannot be found""."
"The German folk singer was very dishonest with me. You could say that he lied."
"Is it just me or are they doing everything but having sex in Viagra commercials."
"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"
"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, a feather off a hawk and the blood of a unicorn."
"If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too."