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Joke of the Day

"Potter household Voldemort: knock knock James: who's there? Voldemort: you know James: you know who? Voldemort: correct James: James: Fuck"

"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."

"Some Might Say This is the World's Funniest Joke Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher"

"Maybe don't show me a picture if you don't want me to rate your baby."

"Between all the plane crashes and their infamous driving... I'm beginning to think Asians are just bad at transportation."

"A man's penis enters the Guinness Book of Records... then the librarian told him to take it out."

"Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries."

"How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green, and throw forks at her"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner I'm sorry !"