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Joke of the Day
"The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours."
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"Why did the gay man vote for Trump? He was the biggest dick in the race."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
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"While teaching a CPR course, chuck norris actually brought the practice dummy to life"
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"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."
"What kind of olives do I like? Olive them"
"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ""reduced fat"" so basically it was like going to the gym."