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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"
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"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty"
"Bert and Ernie Bert asked Ernie if he would like any ice cream. Ernie replied ""Sure Bert"""
"Barista: Latte for Waldo Barista: Do we have a Waldo here Barista: Where's Waldo Me: *proudly nudging a stranger* I did that"
"I found a rating for the Sun online. It was only a star."
"If you're seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."
"If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. That's why I work at Burger King."
"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of asphalt under his arm... He goes to the bartender and says, ""Two beers mate, One for now and one for the road"""
"My girlfriend just became a porn star She's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out."
"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."