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Joke of the Day

"Great wine is like great jazz... It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same. EDIT: Front page? Hot damn! Now what do I do with my life?"

"Two Guys Are Peeing Off a Bridge.. [NSFW] ...The first guy says to the other, ""Wow, this water's cold"", and the second guy replies, ""Yeah, and it's deep too!"""

"Xperia M2 dual my sony xperia m2, hanging so much after updating this new year, even when using facebook and making a call, any one faced this problem"

"What elements make up life? Lithium and Iron"

"What is the worst place to hide in a hospital? The ICU (I-see-you!)"

"My Netflix subscription feels like one of those abusive relationships people are afraid of leaving."

"""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario"

"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""

"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"

"A good rule of thumb is It's opposable."