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Joke of the Day

"You know how the bud light campaign got through PR? Because the guys at bud light aren't used to getting consent and don't take no for an answer."

"When the doctor told me that he had fitted a thermostat instead of a pacemaker, I was livid. It made my blood boil."

"Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? Because he was tired of the sigh-low."

"This joke is brought to you by AdBlock Plus for Google Chrome. Blocking every ad on the internet, except this one."

"Too sick to walk to the drugstore. Anyone have a recipe for turning meth back into cold medicine?"

"Do the republicans shocked that Trump is their nominee also get surprised when they put cake batter in the oven and it becomes a cake?"

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

"Why do Communists only write in lowercase? Because they hate Capitalism."

"""And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....Little boy blue and the man on the moon"" ...Drugs in the 70's must've been AWESOME!"

"Babe are you a new software update? Because not now."